By Olivia Mofus ’22

DO:

1. Win.
2. Pretend you ACTUALLY know the melody of the Fight Song.
3. Wear your sexiest blue blazer.
4. Cheer with everyone else.
5. Chuckle at how the L’ville Grille is named “The Jigger Shop.”
6. Storm the football field when we win (fingers crossed!)
7. Chant, but keep it PG (“Let’s go Hill! but L’Ville is a respectable school as well guys!”)
8. Ring cowbells. Be as annoying as possible.

DON’T:

1. Drink New Jersey water if you value your sanity.
2. Sit in the front @third formers.
3. Go shopping in their campus store, go to the game.
4. Post on snap every second (we are all there, too).
5. Be disappointed if we don’t reach the magic number.
6. Wear or make underground T-shirts, no matter how cool they are.
7. Steal stuff.
8. Rub the golden foot (you’ll know it if you see it).
9. Post all your bonfire pictures at the same time.